Bachho yeh kahani humare pyaare dost CEO saab ke baare mein hai (I won't reveal the name ...hihihi).
Background (Bhoomika):
We three gangsters stay together in a 3 BHK flat in salt lake, Kolkata, India. Among the three, one is Ankur and other is our great CEO saab, and next I am of course not going to ask a million dollar question that "ab bachon batao, teesra kaun ! Anyways, Ankur and I work at a same place, while CEO is a CEO of a different company. Don't panic! He is not an old man; he is just too enthusiastic and real shrewd man and already is a founder of a company at our age. No!! You guessed it wrong! This is not an article written to praise our CEO Saab’s achievements! It’s just a story a real story.
Chapter 1 (The Lady in Yellow)
On a fine day I returned back from a party, slightly drunk. Ankur and I watched a cricket match; I didn't ask where CEO Saab is? Because he usually comes back home when our Chaukikaar (the security guard) takes a good slumber after delegating all his work to monstrous street dogs. I instead got into my room and slept calmly. I got up next morning when our kaamwali (the maid worker) was shouting and cleaning around. I don't know why, and I usually don't but I straight went into CEO Saab’s room scratching my head. Scared! Surprised! Amazed! Confused or whatever could happen; happened to me, when I was just about to enter his room, I saw a beautiful young lady in yellow dress was laying half awaken on his bed, he was not there ! I quickly took a U-turn and got back to my room. Still confused ! I saw CEO Saab dressing up for office, and I didn't ask him anything, just gave a naughty smile, but millions of questions were popping up in my head. But I preferred not to ask any, he might feel embarrassed. I thought she was his girlfriend, so it was his personal matter. I got ready and left for office. But who could stop me asking Ankur whether he knew any details. Here came the real U-turn. Ankur came back from office last evening and found our door locked from inside, it was very unlikely that CEO Saab would have been in that early, he pressed the calling bell. Ankur fell from 7th sky when he saw a girl opening the door! What a situation!! Had I been there I would have asked is this my home or I am lost? Anyways, Ankur talks very cautiously, as if someone is right behind him ticking a bill for every word he says (Remember the MTNL's ad? Mummy bolti hai jyada baat karne se bill jyada aata hai! :)) So he didn't say anything, but just got happy with an opened door and got in. He didn't tell me either when I come back last evening. As I have not employed anyone for ticking a bill when I talk, I do talk a lot. We later asked CEO Saab, he said she was just a friend, was not his girl friend. The fish still remains in the net! ;) ;) ;) !
Chapter 2 (The Sting Operation)
It was a normal afternoon and we were busy scanning emails, writing scraps and surfing internet in office. Though we are not daily life Star News sting operation crazy journalists, but yet who doesn't love to explore the truth, so Ankur and I started our bike and headed towards our flat. It was quite unusual for us to go back home in the mid of a day while CEO Saab use to give a routine visit to the place and enjoys sumptuous lunch with his girlfriend. No dude this time I am serious, I have heard serious rumors going rounds that this particular lady is his girlfriend. We reached our place and as we expected it was locked from inside. Oh! Excitement building up, high, high, we pressed the bell. One, two, three ... after a considerable time CEO Saab got some mercy on us and the door opened. He was not expecting us, not even remotely. We didn't say anything but he looked puzzled. Ankur is too shy and a good boy, not of my kind of notorious. Ankur was doing something in his room, but I somehow wanted to hear something from CEO Saab. So I was kind of trying to move towards his room, hehe sometimes I behave like the perfect notorious! CEO Saab was left with no choice but to come to me and tell into my ears that someone is there in his room. She was his girlfriend. Though I insisted for sometime to lets go to your room and let’s get introduced, but I was only acting notorious, I didn’t want to disturb my friend. Then we wished him good luck and came back office. The sting operation was successful.
Hope you all enjoyed the stuffs, but CEO saab ko mat batana [Don't tell this to CEO please :)] ... heehee heeee :D:D